Blasphemy Incorporated

BLASPHEMY INCORPORATED

Terms and Catch-Phrases of the Ungodly

by Bud Press, Director

Christian Research Service

March 23, 2009

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blaspheme

to speak irreverently of God or

 sacred things; utter impieties 

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Thousands of years ago, Satan, a former anointed cherubim angel, was convinced he could raise his throne above the stars of God and make himself like the Most High. But his hopes of ruling over Almighty God and the universe He created was only a pipe dream. God clearly demonstrated Who was in charge and booted Satan and one-third of the angels out of heaven (Ezekiel chapter 28; Genesis chapter 3; Isaiah chapter 14; Revelation chapter 12).

Satan’s efforts to play wiser than God backfired. It was a costly decision on his part, as well as those he conned into following him. Currently, Satan roams the earth roaring like a lion seeking to kill and destroy, and is the first blasphemer recorded in God’s written word, the Bible (1 Peter 5:8; Genesis chapter 3). 

But Satan’s days are numbered. His fate, and the fate of those who follow him is sealed (Revelation 20:1-10). 

Throughout the ages, blasphemers have come from all walks of life, races, and religious belief systems. Although the word blasphemer brings to mind the atheist, a New Age UFO cult-leader, or a shrewd, egg-headed man in Siberia who claims to be “Jesus Christ,” oddly enough, there are blasphemers who claim to be Christian, many of whom carry Bibles in their hands.

Here is a list of what all blasphemers have in common, whether or not they claim to be Christian:

  • they mock the God of the Bible (Father, Son, Holy Spirit) and refer to God with words and actions that bring dishonor to the Creator and Sustainer of the universe.   

  • they downplay sound, Biblical theology and teachings, and twist and misinterpret Scripture to conform to their particular belief system.  

  • they play wiser than God, attempt to reduce God to their human level of mentality, and believe God can be manipulated according to their own thoughts, whims, and fancies.

  • to them, God is no more than a cool dude waving a peace sign, and a fellow goatee-wearing, earring-dangling beatnik with a good sense of humor.

  • they cause doubt, and even shipwreck the faith in weak and innocent believers. They drive the unsaved further into sin and further away from Jesus Christ (i.e., If this is Christianity, I want no part of it!).

  • they are severely malnourished in God’s written word, and driven by their own feelings, emotions, and experiences.
  • they rely on “new revelations” from their corrupt leaders, and consider themselves the holiest of all. Many have been conned into believing they are “God’s chosen army” who will usher in a worldwide revival.

  • they promote each other, mimic each other, and feed off of each other’s folly. They compete with each other to see who can come up with the most outlandish, blasphemous terms and catch-phrases.

  • they condition and desensitize new recruits over a period of time to believe what they say–even over the Bible. They are the deceived leading the deceived; the manipulated leading the manipulated.

  • they push the gullible into supporting their “ministry” with financial donations and by purchasing books, videos, and DVDs–all of which fund trips around the world and expensive lifestyles.

  • they ridicule discerning Christians who reach out with correction and rebuke, and warn them to “stop attacking” and “stop judging” the anointed. Yet, they stand guilty of the very thing they accuse others of doing. 

  • those who disagree with their ungodly behavior and damnable teachings are considered either sub-Christian or religious zealots, Pharisees, cultists, fear-mongers, hate-mongers, sensationalists, liars, witch hunters, heresy hunters, unsaved, and haters of Jesus Christ, who are possessed by a “religious spirit.”

  • but in reality, in these last days it is they who are …lovers of self, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, revilers, disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, irreconcilable, malicious gossips, without self-control, brutal, haters of good, treacherous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power; avoid such men as these (2 Timothy 3:1-5).

What you are about to read is a list of terms and catch-phrases from the mouths and writings of blasphemers within the hyper-Charismatic movement–a movement gone wild and, perhaps in some cases, mentally disturbed (refer to the YouTube video, John Crowder: Magic Carpet Ride by VinnieActs2030).

As you read the terms and catch-phrases, if you truly believe that Jesus is your drug, the Holy Spirit is a crack pipe, the gospel is thick and juicy mud, and that the glory of God is Papa’s milky goo, be encouraged to study the following Scriptures, for they are God’s written commands and warnings to those who flippantly mock and dishonor the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit in callous disrespect, dishonor, and irreverence:  

You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not leave him unpunished who takes His name in vain (Exodus 20:7). 

You shall not curse God, nor curse a ruler of your people (Exodus 22:28).

You shall not swear falsely by My name, so as to profane the name of your God; I am the LORD (Leviticus 19:2).

Whom have you reproached and blasphemed? And against whom have you raised your voice, and haughtily lifted up your eyes? Against the Holy One of Israel! (2 Kings 19:22)

“Now therefore, what do I have here,” declares the LORD, “seeing that My people have been taken away without cause?” Again the LORD declares, “Those who rule over them howl, and My name is continually blasphemed all day long”

(Isaiah 52:5).

“Therefore, son of man, speak to the house of Israel and say to them, ‘Thus says the Lord GOD, “Yet in this your fathers have blasphemed Me by acting treacherously against Me” (Ezekiel 20:7).

Fools mock at sin, but among the upright there is good will (Proverbs 14:9).

For “THE NAME OF GOD IS BLASPHEMED AMONG THE GENTILES BECAUSE OF YOU,” just as it is written (Romans 2:24).

This command I entrust to you, Timothy, my son, in accordance with the prophecies previously made concerning you, that by them you fight the good fight, keeping faith and a good conscience, which some have rejected and suffered shipwreck in regard to their faith. Among these are Hymenaeus and Alexander, whom I have handed over to Satan, so that they will be taught not to blaspheme (1 Timothy 1:18-20).

Do they not blaspheme the fair name by which you have been called? (James 2:7)

And he opened his mouth in blasphemies against God, to blaspheme His name and His tabernacle, that is, those who dwell in heaven (Revelation 13:6).

Terms and catch-phrases of the ungodly:  

Alcoholic Beverages (references to):

  • drunken bartender
  • Holy Ghost bartender
  • Jesus is my bartender
  • Godaholics
  • Holy Ghost drunks
  • angel bell figurine/statuette to summon bartender angels
  • drink with the fat Frairs
  • angel cup for Godka (God + vodka)
  • Godka Holy Spirits
  • releasing the slobbery drunken glory
  • suckling Godka
  • drunken druelers
  • drunken slosh pit
  • drunk in the Spirit
  • drinking in the cemetery
  • drunk circus
  • drunken glory
  • drunkenness is holy
  • drunken masters
  • Guild of Drunken Masters
  • Extreme Drinking conference
  • firewater of God
  • holy intoxication
  • drinking with the Holy Ghost
  • heavy holiday drunken glory
  • drunken evangelism is dominion evangelism
  • loaded with the revelation beer of heaven
  • pop open a cold one and enjoy a frosty mug of revelation
  • suckle the wine vine
  • wasted on the revelation drinks
  • too drunk in the Spirit to drive
  • shot glass filled with streams of living water
  • “Yer gonna have to learn to hold yer liquor” (Bob Jones)

Animalistic behavior:

  • barking like dogs
  • growling, snarling in Jesus’ name
  • shaking like a mad dog
  • shaking uncontrollably
  • howling like wolves
  • crawling around on hands and knees (also wearing a leash)
  • hissing like snakes
  • clucking like chickens
  • chicken impartation (clucking sounds)
  • sheep impartation
  • oinking like pigs
  • piggy anointing
  • chirping like birds
  • drunken druelers
  • foaming at the mouth

Anointing:

  • piggy anointing (snorting sounds)
  • blitzed on the anointing
  • release of the pig anointing
  • party in the anointing
  • meth anointing (crystal meth)
  • imparting the anointing

Apostolic covering:

  • apostolic covering ball cap
  • apostolic government
  • apostolic global conquest
  • “Apostolic finger” (gesture with middle fingers)

Drugs (references to):

  • smoking Jehovahjuana
  • meth anointing (crystal meth)
  • angel pipe full of happy Pappy
  • Jesus is my drug
  • post-glory dust snorting impartation
  • heavenly portal of Holy Ghost crack
  • taking power hits off the baby Jesus
  • smoking the Holy Spirit crack pipe
  • smoking the cross of Christ
  • toking the Bible
  • huffing the Bible
  • smoking the Bible
  • licking the Bible
  • five layer toke
  • power injection off baby Jesus
  • The Crack Shop
  • smoking the Holy Spirit crack pipe in Papa’s pleasureland
  • huffing olive wood from the garden of Gethsemane
  • snorting dust from the tomb of Jesus Christ
  • smoking the Lamb of God

Glory of God:

  • swimming in Papa’s milky goo
  • glory shoobie-boobie juice
  • glory hose to heaven
  • glory-soaked
  • glory chunks
  • glory juice of our Papa
  • suckling Lucy the milk angel
  • bliss bashes
  • electrum Bliss
  • bliss bombs
  • hammered in the glory
  • buttery, intoxicating glory
  • blissed out on the God of ecstasy
  • immersing into electric solitude
  • possessed by a realm of supernatural glory
  • HA-HA-HA GLORY!
  • Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
  • enigma realm of God’s glory
  • glory acceleration
  • no high like the most High
  • monkey bliss bombs
  • dominion glory
  • glory juice of Papa
  • trance formed by glory invasion
  • caught up in the ecstatic realm
  • releasing the slobbery drunken glory
  • releasing the glory
  • soaking in the glory
  • ecstatic trance
  • ecstasy trance
  • ecstatic worship
  • trance glory
  • tranced-out in the glory
  • heavy, trance-like glory
  • nuclear glory dew 
  • revelatory realm of heaven
  • glory hose to heaven

Gospel:

  • gospel euphoria
  • the gospel is pure laughter!
  • buzz evangelism
  • birthing revival (man simulates childbirth with a beach ball)
  • baptism in the name of the Father, Son, and BAM!
  • smearing one’s face into the gospel like a pig in a trough
  • rolling around in the gospel like a pig in the mud
  • thick and juicy mud of the gospel
  • the real gospel, not the do-it-yourself kind

Holy Ghost/Holy Spirit:

  • inhaling the Holy Ghost
  • blowing the Holy Ghost
  • huffing the Holy Ghost
  • toking the Ghost
  • slinging the Holy Spirit
  • slinging the Shing Ding
  • smoking the Holy Spirit crack pipe
  • Holy Ghost pusher
  • hurricane of the Spirit
  • heavenly portal of Holy Ghost crack
  • infected with the Holy Ghost virus
  • dreuling (slobbering) in the spirit
  • take a ride on the mystical Holy Ghost carpet
  • throwing the mind through the Spirit
  • transporting in the Spirit
  • positioning yourself for transport in the Spirit
  • super sloshing in the Spirit
  • whacked in the Spirit
  • whacked up in the Holy Ghost
  • Holy Ghost crack of heaven
  • holy toking
  • heresy hunters hate Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit

Holy/Holiness of God:

  • circus holay (holy circus)

  • holy laughter

  • holy intoxication

  • holy whacking teachings

  • holy electricity

  • holy electrical buzz

  • crazy funk worship

  • tingling sensations in hands, arms, and body

Jesus Christ:

  • denial of the deity of Jesus Christ and the Trinity
  • Jesus had to be born again in hell
  • swimming in the fatty-ashes of the Lord Jesus
  • pentagram (taking it back in the name of Jesus)
  • laid-down lover of Jesus
  • Jesus, life of the party
  • Jesus hippies
  • jackin’ for Gzuz
  • naughty stuff in Jesus’ name
  • chamber room intimacy with Jesus
  • taking Jesus into the shower
  • fullness of Jesus’ deity imparted into your belly
  • High Priest of bliss
  • possessed by Mr. Bliss
  • slosh fest on the blood of Jesus
  • blood of Jesus makes you evil for inside and outside
  • smashed and drunk on the finished work of Jesus Christ
  • being high and drunk on Jesus’ Love
  • shigga-digga-ding-dong of Jesus

  • thick, sticky dew of the Lord

  • feast on the flesh of Jesus
  • snorting dust from the tomb of Jesus Christ

  • smoking the Lamb of God
  • smoking the baby Jesus
  • silly for da Lord
  • qwokked up on Jesus
  • jacked up on Jesus
  • jacked up on Jeebah
  • high on Jesus
  • Jesus junkie
  • Jesus is my drug
  • visits, visitations from “Jesus”

  • crazy like Jesus

  • Jesus is the true source of beer, vodka, and weed

  • Jesus juice
  • Lambinator (Lamb of God + Terminator)

  • Lambacide

  • Jesus trip

  • whacking the masses with Jesus juice!

  • whacked-out on Jesus

  • whacked up on the cross of Jesus Christ

  • permiwhacked on the gospel of Jesus Christ

  • permiwhacked on Jesus

  • Jesus injected into your spirit (with needle)
  • smoking the cross of Christ

Religion/Religious Spirit:

  • spirit of religion

  • religion is crap

  • crap flowing through the church

  • religious demonic persecution

  • persecutors of the Apostolic church

  • Jezebel religious system

  • sewage flowing down the aisles of church religion is crap

  • God’s doing away with all the religious doo-doo

  • Christian #2 doo-doo

  • religious demons/devils

  • mysticism

  • mystical schools

  • necromancy (communication with the dead)

  • levitation

  • prophetic numerology

  • stigmata (blood, oil, gold dust on hands)

  • restoration of mystical Christianity

False belief systems within the hyper-Charismatic movement: 

  • Word of Faith
  • Manifest Sons of God
  • Dominionism
  • Kingdom Now
  • Latter Rain
  • New Apostolic Reformation
  • Apostolic Movement
  • Restoration Movement
  • Third Wave
  • New Breed
  • Signs and Wonders Movement
  • Toronto Blessing
  • Pensacola Outpouring
  • Lakeland Revival
  • Centering Prayer
  • Contemplative Spirituality
  • Mysticism
  • Indigenous Peoples Movement
  • International Coalition of Apostles    

Closing comments…

In what can be best described as savagery in the name of God, the above terms and catch-phrases are the product of twisted minds, and a bi-product of doctrines of demons the Apostle Paul warned about in 1 Timothy 4:1-2. 

Question: Why would anyone who claims to love God turn around and mock, scorn, and blaspheme His holy and precious Name? The Bible provides the answers:

For many walk, of whom I often told you, and now tell you even weeping, that they are enemies of the cross of Christ, whose end is destruction, whose god is their appetite, and whose glory is in their shame, who set their minds on earthly things (Philippians 3:18-19).

Indeed, all who desire to live godly in Christ Jesus will be persecuted. But evil men and impostors will proceed from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived (2 Timothy 3:12-13).

For there are many rebellious men, empty talkers and deceivers, especially those of the circumcision, who must be silenced because they are upsetting whole families, teaching things they should not teach for the sake of sordid gain

(Titus 1:10-11).

Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap (Galatians 6:7).

On the outside, the hyper-Charismatic movement is growing, and has spent years trying to convince Christians that its “apostles,” prophets, teachers, evangelists, and revivalists are legitimate and a “must have” within the body of Christ. But in the background, it has spent years producing a steady stream of male and female heretics, false prophets, and false healers. 

But growth and popularity within what claims to be Christian doesn’t necessarily mean it is sanctioned by God. The hyper-Charismatic movement separated from truth and common sense many years ago. Thus, what appears to be a steady growth and popularity is, in reality, a steady decline and a fulfillment of Scripture:

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires, and will turn away their ears from the truth and will turn aside to myths (2 Timothy 4:3-4).

If God were their Father, they would love and understand Jesus Christ. Their terms and words would be filled with honor, respect, and humility for the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit (John 8:42-44). But blasphemers mimic their father, the devil, who was cast out of heaven thousands of years ago. Unless there is repentance, those who blaspheme God will be prevented from entering heaven:

But these men revile the things which they do not understand; and the things which they know by instinct, like unreasoning animals, by these things they are destroyed. Woe to them! For they have gone the way of Cain, and for pay they have rushed headlong into the error of Balaam, and perished in the rebellion of Korah. These are the men who are hidden reefs in your love feasts when they feast with you without fear, caring for themselves; clouds without water, carried along by winds; autumn trees without fruit, doubly dead, uprooted; wild waves of the sea, casting up their own shame like foam; wandering stars, for whom the black darkness has been reserved forever (Jude 1:10-13).

 

Blasphemers present a clear and present danger to the spiritual welfare of the believer, as well as those searching for the real Jesus Christ. The damage caused by these men and women to individuals, families, and the cause of Christ is beyond words.    

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